Thursday, June 10, 2010

The FSIHL and You - "Where it Doesn't Take a Einstein to Look Smart!"

Greetings from the FSIHL (Faking Smart! Institute for Higher Learning)!

Did you know that the FSIHL offers fully accredited three-week Bachelor's degrees in Faking Smart!?  Not many people know that.  Did you also know that the FSIHL offers fully accredited one-week Master's Degrees in Faking Smart!?

When applying for schools this next month remember that the FSIHL is one of the only institutes in the country to offer courses fully approved by the FSRI and acclaimed founder and maverick educator, Karl Wolfbrooks Ager.  

Monday, June 7, 2010

Memorial Day is Over - Return to Work

This is a reminder to all FSRI employees: Memorial day was over after Monday, the 31st of May, concluded and then became Tuesday the 1st of June.

YOU MUST NOW RETURN TO WORK AND RESUME YOUR JOB RESPONSIBILITIES

FSRI Security will be on the FSRI grounds to escort you to your division offices and cubicles.  Any other questions regarding the Memorial Day holiday should be directed to the HR department.

Thank you,
The FSRI