From everyone here at the FSRI, we wish you a happy and productive Wednesday. If you can get away from your desk for a moment, come up and say "hi" to Betty in room 59473. She's the one that runs criminal background checks on all employees, and she'll be glad to take your fingerprint for FSRI internal security purposes.
Also, everyone on the 34th floor, the plumbing department has asked that you refrain from using the toilets due to inexplicable flooding issues. Use the restrooms on the 47th or 13th floors.
Thank you - Building Management.
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