Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Ella Foster - VP in charge of Media Relations
Hi, I'm Ella,
I'm sure you've been wondering where Dr. Ager has been. Well, he wanted me to tell all his readers that he has taken a short leave to serve in the role as Executive Producer for a short film he is involved with. Instead of temporarily shutting down the entire FSRI Blogging Division,(...we were actually threatened NOT to do so by the UPB - Union of Professional Bloggers - Local 808) he asked me to step in to keep this blog afloat.
What will I talk about? I don't know! Dr. Ager's only instructions were to keep it pertinent to Faking Smart, so, I guess that is what I'll do.
So keep Faking Smart! I'll see you around...
Ella Foster, VP of Media Relations
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Dearest Ms. Foster,
Dr. Buckmister J. Ingersoll IV PHD MD FSIHL-MD here. I am in need of someone with your ocular abilities as a nursemaid! By chance are you good with a lance? My last nurse, Ms. Percy Handleman, stormed out in a rage after I insisted upon her doubling as my blogging agent. This unforeseen mishap was indeed a misunderstanding. Whatever Ager is paying you, I shall triple it to an overt 10 dollars per diem. How can anyone pass this opportunity? You shall start on Monday.
Dr. Buckmister J. Ingersoll IV PHD MD FSIHL-MD
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