Thursday, June 28, 2007

Your Little Secret

So, there you have it. In the past week we've discussed a number of ways to get that old dinosaur computer off your desk and replaced with a late-model 21st century system. If you've tried any of these methods and succeeded be sure to let us know. In later, more advanced levels of Faking Smart! we'll show you how to get rid of your computer all together ...and your desk and office, too! Until then, be satisfied that you've faked smart and indulge yourself in your new office tool and the status it is sure to bestow.

Remember, keep the knowledge that you are faking smart hidden from your coworkers and boss. The simple fact that they might see you as a practitioner of such a ground-shaking job-advancement system would unjustly complicate your office life and discolor, in rumor and hearsay, the true nature of this program and ultimately the work you've been hired to do. Faking Smart! is only as effective as you desire to make it, so be judicious in its practice.

Keep Faking Smart!



Speedcat Hollydale said...

Dear Karl, You are NOT faking smart. You hold the keys to the CPU universe. I believe that the center hub of this "universe" lies in Delafield Wisconsin. That is why I am leaving tomorrow!!! :-)

Speedcat Delafield

robkroese said...

I don't know what's going on.

Karl Wolfbrooks Ager said...

At the moment, neither do I. But have faith that it will work itself out in the future.