Tuesday, November 4, 2014

GLASSES MAKE YOU LOOK SMART!

Now and then we like to remind people of our ground-breaking study in office eyewear. Our research shows that glasses really do make a person appear smarter. Look at this proof:



Tuesday, March 4, 2014

SANITIZE YOUR WORK AREA

TIP FOR TODAY: 

With the flu and cold season in full force, be sure to limit your exposure to communicable disease and bacteria.

The FSRI recommends that you use this stuff:


And these things:



Wipe your down your phone, your keyboard, the doorhandles in your office, and even your coworkers.

"BE SAFE," implores the FSRI. "Why take a risk?"

The FSRI Division of Moral and Physical Hygiene

Thursday, February 20, 2014

BUILD A FACTORY!

Here's your Faking Smart! tip for the day: 

BUILD A FACTORY!














Once you've built your factory, hire 348 people to work in it. Once you've hired your workers, then decide what you will make in your factory. Suggestions: ointment, bricks, soup, or weapons.


Good luck!

the FSRI