Men - Last Minute Gift Ideas For That Special Woman in Your Life...

Men, if time is running out and you need to make a quick decision on what gift you should buy for that special woman in your life... here are a number of suggestions to help make your quest a little bit easier.

Here are ten gift ideas that are sure to raise the eyebrows of your significant other!


1.  Puppy
2.  ShamWow
3.  Garden Weasel
4.  Chia Pet
5.  Cubic Zirconia Ring!
6.  Lincoln Mint Commemorative Elvis Presley Plate
7.  Foot Spa
8.  Solar L.E.D. Cross
9.  Snuggie
10.  Audubon Bird Clock


Ta-da!  So, quit stalling and run to your nearest retailer and... get 'er done!


KWA

Ladies - Last Minute Gift Ideas for That Special Man in Your Life...

Ladies, if you're running short on time and you're in a panic to get your significant other that "special" gift that he will remember you by, then take a deep breath and don't stress it!  Here are ten easy-to-buy, affordable gifts that are sure to please...!


1.  Shaving Cream
2.  Shampoo
3.  Wart Remover Kit
4.  Band Saw
5.  Drill Press
6.  Tire Mounting Machine
7.  Pornography
8.  Assault Rifle
9.  Super Bowl Tickets
10.  Mini Bike


There, you have it!  Now, get out there and buy your guy a gift and don't let the Holidays get you down!


KWA

The FSRI's "CEO of the Year Award" goes to....

Tom Spinner, CEO of Widget Technologies Inc.

Congratulations, Tom!  Way to go!

For information on Tom, please visit his site at www.widgettech.com

KWA's TIP FOR THE DAY #9 - CREATE YOUR OWN EXECUTIVE PARKING SPACE!

How many times have you arrived late to work and the only free parking space you can find is in a "remote" parking lot a mile away?  Not only do you have to suffer the shame of parking in a different time zone, but walking this distance makes you even later to work than you might have been had you your own EXECUTIVE parking space.


The answer to your problem: CREATE YOUR OWN EXECUTIVE PARKING SPACE!


You only need two things to do this: a can of white spray paint and a stencil kit with six inch lettering.


During a weekend, when few people are around, go to your workplace and find a nice free (and close!) parking space (one that isn't reserved for executives or for those with disabilities), then take your stencil out and use your spray paint to write "RESERVED" in large capital letters on the pavement or asphalt at the front of the space.  Hang around for an hour or so (to allow the paint to dry) then, when you come to work the following monday, this parking space is sure to be free - FOR YOU!





If you have a white car then this plan is doubly cool!  With the paint you have left over, use it to touch up any dings, chips or scrapes!




Good luck!
KWA

JANKOWSKOWITZ SENDS SEASONS GREETINGS TO FSRI AND FSIHL!

Harry Jankowskowitz, a business employee and user of one of the many Faking Smart! programs, sends his best wishes to the FSRI and the FSIHL.

THANKS HARRY!

FSRI Announces Author of the Year Award for 2011 (One Month Early)

Bern, Switzerland - In a press conference today the FSRI (Faking Smart! Research Institute) announced the recipient of the FSRI Author of the Year Award for 2011.  The winner of next year's prize will be Karl Wolfbrooks Ager Ph.D. (hon.).

At the time of the writing of this article, Karl Wolfbrooks Ager was unavailable for comment.