Thursday, December 9, 2010

KWA's TIP FOR THE DAY #9 - CREATE YOUR OWN EXECUTIVE PARKING SPACE!

How many times have you arrived late to work and the only free parking space you can find is in a "remote" parking lot a mile away?  Not only do you have to suffer the shame of parking in a different time zone, but walking this distance makes you even later to work than you might have been had you your own EXECUTIVE parking space.


The answer to your problem: CREATE YOUR OWN EXECUTIVE PARKING SPACE!


You only need two things to do this: a can of white spray paint and a stencil kit with six inch lettering.


During a weekend, when few people are around, go to your workplace and find a nice free (and close!) parking space (one that isn't reserved for executives or for those with disabilities), then take your stencil out and use your spray paint to write "RESERVED" in large capital letters on the pavement or asphalt at the front of the space.  Hang around for an hour or so (to allow the paint to dry) then, when you come to work the following monday, this parking space is sure to be free - FOR YOU!





If you have a white car then this plan is doubly cool!  With the paint you have left over, use it to touch up any dings, chips or scrapes!




Good luck!
KWA



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

We went a step further and reserved it for the boss, and made sure we picked a spot right in front of the security cameras. Now, we can always be sure the boss is "safe", especially when we have a card game going that might have to "break up suddenly".

Anonymous said...

That's a pretty selfish and douchebaggy thing to do.