Thursday, August 2, 2007

Faking Smart! - Making Your Business Ours

As we have shown, In the last couple of decades the paradigm for finding good, solid corporate work has shifted away from the days when it was necessary to call up the old party boss and request that he "grease a few gears on the old corporate machine" to get your foot in the door at company X, Y or Z. The internet and modern telecommunications has done away with such tawdry political back-tickling. Today boasts a better era - an era where getting corporate work is as democratic as apple pie ...an era where simply eating apple pie gives you many more options than if you weren't eating apple pie. (Blueberry pie is also good.) The point is, we at the FSRI don't really care what you are eating when out of the office. What we do care about is that you are in your office and that you are Faking Smart! safely and successfully, and to do so you need corporate work, and to find corporate work you need to be - YES - Faking Smart!

For the millions of regular readers who pay moderate attention to the strategies and ruminations that occur here on nearly a daily basis, you may not realize it but you are party to a revolution in thought itself. When you stare blankly into the vortical might of the FSRI's schemes and claims you are witnessing the breakdown of logic and the buildup of a higher and more expedient corporate epistemology. The more you read the clearer it gets! And the clearer it gets the less you want to read about it! Get it?

DON'T READ SO MUCH. FAKING SMART! HAS YOUR BRASS NAMEPLATE ORDERED AND ON ITS WAY. SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE. FOLLOW THE GUIDELINES AND TRUST IN THE TRUST WE HAVE IN YOU.

Next up: Temp Agencies and Decateur Thoms's weekly business roundup.

KWA

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